20 Questions for Trump Supporters

Since this is a time of listening and opening dialogues, I thought it would be wise to learn more about Trump supporters and what their reasoning is for supporting him.

Most Americans and vastly more people around the world currently disapprove of Trump and the job he’s doing (or not doing). But millions of people, including 88% of Republicans, still approve of him. I’m curious to know more about these people. Who are you, and why do you support him?

If you currently support Trump and wouldn’t mind answering some basic questions to help educate me on this, I’d genuinely appreciate it.

To make this really easy for you, all questions are multiple choice.

What do you believe was Trump’s biggest accomplishment as President so far?

  • Job reduction
  • A toastier planet
  • A perfect call
  • Immigrant kid kennels

What inspires you most about Trump’s leadership?

  • Motivating allies
  • Motivating protestors
  • Scientific flexibility
  • Stripper pension management

What’s your favorite news source?

  • Fox
  • One America
  • Twitter
  • Kremlin

Which slogan do you tweet most often?

  • All lives matter
  • Blue lives matter
  • No lives matter
  • Red lives matter

How do you respond when Trump lies each day?

  • Read the Bible
  • Retweet
  • Masturbate
  • Gargle bleach

Other than Trump himself, who’s your favorite sociopathic fascist?

  • Mitch McConnell
  • Lindsey Graham
  • Bill Barr
  • Korean dude from The Interview

How many guns do you own?

  • 2-5
  • 6-10
  • 10+
  • Do shotguns count?

What’s your highest level of education?

  • Bible study
  • Trump rallies
  • Wolves
  • Bribery

What’s your favorite holiday gift?

  • MAGA hat
  • Confederate flag
  • Ammo
  • 3G phone

What’s your favorite book?

  • The Bible
  • Mein Kampf
  • Blue Book of Gun Values
  • The Simpsons

How many smart people have ghosted you this year?

  • Most of them
  • All of them
  • Bill Gates
  • Seth Rogen

Which country do you hate most?

  • Mexico
  • Canada
  • California
  • Hong Kong

What inspires you to bend the knee?

  • The National Anthem
  • Trump’s tweets
  • Church wafers
  • Handcuffed Unsullied

Other than a quality camera, what ensures a good selfie?

  • Flash grenade
  • Tear gas
  • Pepper spray
  • Ventilator

Which people do you hate most?

  • Scientists
  • Nurses
  • Immigrants
  • Grandmas

How far do you live from the nearest ocean?

  • 500 – 1000 miles
  • 1000 – 1500 miles
  • 1500+ miles
  • Cows

What’s your favorite drink?

  • Covfefe with Lysol
  • Covfefe with hydroxychloroquine
  • Protestors’ blood
  • Immigrant children’s tears

What’s your favorite way to greet someone?

  • Handshake
  • Handcuffs
  • Chokehold
  • Pussy grab

Whom have you infected so far?

  • Nurses
  • Old people
  • Spouse (cousin)
  • Tigers

How far is the nearest abortion clinic?

  • 100 – 250 miles
  • 250 – 500 miles
  • 500+ miles
  • Far enough that you weren’t aborted

Please submit your answers via my contact form.

Thank you so much for sharing. I appreciate your help in raising my awareness and helping me understand you better.

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